A captive Cherokee.
A closet closet.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
A full set of teeth
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Running Stupid
One whole Cherokee