Closet Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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