What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !