What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.