What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !