What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.