What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.