What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.