What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!