What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!