R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
U and I.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.
Coconut
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.