Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room