Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.