How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture