What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions