What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.