What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!