What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.