What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.