What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Papal Towel Jokes More Papal Towel Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.