What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels