What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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It's in the name...

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Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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another one popes up.

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A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.