What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels