How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!