How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!