Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.