Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.