Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid