Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.