Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack