What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!