What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked