What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.