What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny