What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.