What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders