What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.