What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."