What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.