What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.