What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !