What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !