A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
A: One's a phony buck.
A purrfect meal !
Because of its bark
Same middle name.
They always want to play leap frog with him
Long live the Queen.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Cause they all go there to croak!
He simply croaked !
