A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Mike Meowser
methamphibians.
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
r/Jokes!
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Count star.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him !
Cause they all go there to croak!
