Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !