Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !