Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !