Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.