Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!