Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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A bad magician

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Matthew McConaug-hay

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave