What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker