What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker