What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!