What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!