How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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Nickelback

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!