How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus