How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus