How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!