How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus