Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.