Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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A visit from the university board of ethics.

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ICU

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned