What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean