What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...