What does a mechanic do for a one night...

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts