What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!