How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.