How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.