How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.