Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement