Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.