Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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They share the same middle name.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement