What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!