What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!