What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!