How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.