How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.