Because the are always metal-ing.
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He was a blacksmith
He's a blacksmith
Irony.
He hon(hon hon)s it.
Forging.
Because it was irony.
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Because he was sketchy.
You sit in your own pew
A Private Tutor.
It was framed.
Smash Brothers
Napoleant !
Because it follows the path of least resistance
They keep drawing !
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
They go shopping at a department store.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
For people that don't want anything to drink
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
Cause they all have phones!
