Blacksmith Jokes

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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I haven't a clous.