Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith