What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.