What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.