What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.