Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.