Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.