Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.