Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello