Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.