Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)