Because they would crack each other up.
Unfertilized
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
For the pun of it.
