Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)