Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.