Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin