Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.