Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.