What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.