What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?