Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Babies grow up and stop crying
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
They dont meet the koalafications.
The sock under my bed.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
They don't wanna be rushin
because they wanna look like their mother.
