What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.