What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.