What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.