What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.