What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.