What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)