What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.