What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.