Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
They start coffin.
On account of the coffin.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Blon-D
