Marilyn Monroe Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D