What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.