What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.