The chicken crossed it.
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
His friends egged him on
A: A book.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !