How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger