The chicken crossed it.
A cold shoulder.
If you break a leg, you get cast
They are always party fowls.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Because it was a little chicken.
To go to the Gun Store!!