How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose