How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !