How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.