How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide