How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!