How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.