Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!