Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!