What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip