What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.