What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.