Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Awaken, my pump- "

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He got cancelled.

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Melon D'OH

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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By spending a large fortune.