They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Penny Bruce
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
because nobody made sandwiches
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
Cantaloupe
It was an emergent sea.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Melon D'OH
Because they cantaloupe!
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."
I cantaloupe.
Newborn girls.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Because they're cantaloupes.
