Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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I cantaloupe.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Because they're cantaloupes.