Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset