Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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I cantaloupe.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset