They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
They were trying to start a business.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
It wasn't going over too well.
A: But you cantaloupe!
A cantaloupe.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
His hand caught on fire.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe..
Newborn girls.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Because they're cantaloupes.
