Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.