Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs