Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?