Cancel Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia?

A cancelled check.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

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