Cancel Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia?

A cancelled check.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Too many Cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.